I was sober all weekend?(see asian man pic)

The big move out is off because I am unemployed and that is a HUD regulation no no. Because I have lived here for the last ten years the building manager not going to kick me out for a dirty studio apartment. About seven years ago this guy had like eighty bikes stacked on their sides in his studio and he was sleeping in the bathroom. I guess I got bored with being sober and took a "free herbal energy booster" horse pill that came with my vitamin pack. For the next four hours I lay in the fetal position wonder if my heart was going to explode.