Being Single Isn't So Bad...

MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

I have not spoken to anyone from my family in something like 6 weeks. I have only said more then a couple of words to one person my building manager. Exchanging messages with folks on the internet has been filling the hole were most people have a life I guess. Maybe if I set my penis on fire I will want to talk to somebody? " Fire down below!" "I have this burning sensation!" "Pardon me sir do you smell something burning?"