RIP

Richard Jewell
What do you call a man who saves dozens of innocent people from exploding? If you’re an FBI agent, the prime suspect. Richard Jewell, a security guard at the 1996 Atlanta Olympics, spotted a suspicious bag and cleared the area, limiting deaths from the bomb to one. The FBI rewarded him by leaking that he was a suspect, subjecting him to 88 days of worldwide humiliation (they even revealed he lived with his mom). That’ll teach him to be heroic.

It's Me?

I used to have dark cycles and long bangs to cover my big head. Mom used to take me for ice cream after my "freak outs".

I was sober all weekend?(see asian man pic)

The big move out is off because I am unemployed and that is a HUD regulation no no. Because I have lived here for the last ten years the building manager not going to kick me out for a dirty studio apartment. About seven years ago this guy had like eighty bikes stacked on their sides in his studio and he was sleeping in the bathroom. I guess I got bored with being sober and took a "free herbal energy booster" horse pill that came with my vitamin pack. For the next four hours I lay in the fetal position wonder if my heart was going to explode.

Being Single Isn't So Bad...

MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

I have not spoken to anyone from my family in something like 6 weeks. I have only said more then a couple of words to one person my building manager. Exchanging messages with folks on the internet has been filling the hole were most people have a life I guess. Maybe if I set my penis on fire I will want to talk to somebody? " Fire down below!" "I have this burning sensation!" "Pardon me sir do you smell something burning?"

I accidently scared my manager into giving me a new studio

Opalina

I want to try it!

I know this guy!

Johnny Eschweiler stood quietly during his first court appearance.

Police say the 46-year-old intentionally rammed his SUV into a bicyclist during a case of road rage.

According to investigators, Eschweiler got into an argument with 25-year-old bicyclist Ben Ramsdell last Friday in Southeast Portland.

They said Ramsdell kicked Eschweiler's SUV. Eschweiler then followed Ramsdell around a corner and hit him with the vehicle.

It's always the quiet one's... He was a carpet cleaner with Ateiyah Brothers when I used know him. It's a measure 11 offense so he is fucked. I need to check myself before I wreck myself yo! Word!