ME

Made a ass out of myself

Drunk Open Mike Night Comedy Set list 6-18-07
Jokes?

1. Grandmother found my space...
2. You ever lose your "drunk"..?
3. Is my what as big as my head!?!/Gays love me!
4. Rite Aid makes the Pearl ghetto fabulous!
5. My Dad was a tampon/adult diaper salesman

OH, SAM-e SAY IT'S NOT SO!!!!!!!

It was not weeeeee! on Friday but fuuuucccccckkkkkkk! Well at least I did not threaten to kill anyone at work ... Going to hollywood video to see if they have the jumper doc The Bridge. I ordered at Borders but I can't wait. Avoid calls from family at all cost.

In your face homo! err..?

	Jun 13, 2007 11:25 PM
Subject	Pre- Pride Sexual Harassment ! Ha! Ha!
Body:	Drunk passenger in pink car-"Is your dick as big as your head?" ME!- "How many body shots did you take off a male strippers ass?" Can't a ugly straight guy walk through the pink triangle after 9 pm?

Ha! Ha!

MIss Jones

IN YOUR FACE CARNY SCUM!

Jun 7, 2007 11:39 PM
Subject	Carny tried to kill me!
Body:	The Portland Rose Festival is here and the crazy drunk inbreed carnies are out in force. I opened the door at work there was ugly Brad Pitt asking me if I "wanted some". It took 3 shots of pepper spray to get him to the curb.